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More examples of non income specific instances of annoyances that can happen anywhere:
Finding fresh pile of dogshit on your lawn every other day ---
And you don't own a dog. Always a nice thing to have happen.
Finding catprints all over your car ---
And you don't own a cat. Not only that but you just washed your wheels.
Idiot neighbor mowing lawn at 7 am ---
Not a problem unless he's sporting a blasting loud 200 horse turbo double overhead cam gas mower with beeping reverse.
Idiot neighbor firing up and running a circular saw at 6:43 am --
One of my favorites. Happened to me just the other day. I was tempted to go out and unplug him but I instead shut the window and went back to sleep.
Sometimes it may be that your best recourse is to develop a few annoying habits of your own. Like sitting out in your yard in a mankini covered in oil, a full cooler of beer at your side and a 1000 Kilowatt ghetto blaster on the other, cranking run to the fucking hills by Iron fucking Maiden over and over.
Okay, I've never done that, but I've thought it. Envisioned myself doing it. Imagined all my neighbors reactions.
*cough*, k carry on.
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