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Old 07-14-2011, 03:17 PM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Originally Posted by WarChild View Post
Thankyou ever so much...

Thats almost kinda like my bible... With one difference.

When I shit myself, I do it proudly. No hiding away and being ashamed for me Infact I regualy take dump breaks where I simply dont even bother to get up, and go into the toilet... My Pants My House, My Poo... ? Who gives a fuck?

Warm and wet... & A pleasant perfume!

anyway, I have just changed the sheets on my bed to some brand new 400 thread egyptian cotton ones... and as I type this, I am eating a massive curry... Anyway, thats all.. I'm off to bed now, to hope to dream to pray...
I can shit the bed like I've ever shit it before!

If I wake, and this post is still on Page 1... I will post pics...

Anyway. Good night, pleasant dreams, and... Well, I'd say 'Dont shit the bed..." But as its my plan... I dont wanna contradict myself!

Rock n Poo !
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