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Failed · 08-08-2011, 07:28 PM

I was at a buddies house, some years ago, and we were all partying. I did some blow and was drinking when I felt like I was going to shit myself. I tried to hold it in, I have this thing about not shitting at other people's houses, especially when we're all partying. Holding it in lasted about 30 seconds and I shit myself right there in the kitchen with about 20 other people. I quickly made my way to the door and drove home, about a 30 minute drive, with the most disgusting shit all over my pants and legs. What a fucking mess when I made it home!

Then the next day my buddy called and laughed at me, apparently they all saw the wet brown streaks going down the back of my jeans as I was walking out the door.

08-08-2011, 07:28 PM
Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	I was at a buddies house, some years ago, and we were all partying. I did some blow and was drinking when I felt like I was going to shit myself. I tried to hold it in, I have this thing about not shitting at other people's houses, especially when we're all partying. Holding it in lasted about 30 seconds and I shit myself right there in the kitchen with about 20 other people. I quickly made my way to the door and drove home, about a 30 minute drive, with the most disgusting shit all over my pants and legs. What a fucking mess when I made it home! Then the next day my buddy called and laughed at me, apparently they all saw the wet brown streaks going down the back of my jeans as I was walking out the door.