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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER
They took the dog around my car and when the dog looked at me it when straight nuts. Barking, drooling, scratching my car. The fucking Nazi officer did nothing. Just let the dog scare the shit out of me. The stupid mutt got like 8 inches from my face before the other officer told him to pull it back. They didn't find anything so they let me go. I asked why I was stopped and was told it was because the dog barked at me.
Welcome to Nazi Germany.  |
This same thing happened to me coming back from Nogales a few years ago. The Border Patrol guy was all serious and said, "The dog doesn't lie, if he says you have drugs, you have drugs."
I was like, "Do you speak dog? All I hear is barking."
They sat us there for 20 minutes poking around the car and trying to get us to admit that we were smoking weed in the car.