Really... I was standing infront of the toilet, in the bathroom, about to have a wee...
But I lost control of my
HUGE penis, and before I could stop myself, it
'snaked' round, out of the bathroom, across the hallway, and into my bedroom...
!!!
Hence why I ended up pissing on my bed...
I feel sure I am not the
ONLY one on GFY with such an impressive manhood... So tell me fellow
'fire hose' owners...
What do
YOU do, when your
'Pants Python...' escapes it's zippered cage?