Actually, porn slags - I mean, "stars" - CAN lead happy, normal lives if they marry tattoed biker dudes who make their living selling meth while their wife "negotiates" the deals via oral trades.
Oh wait, I'm so cynical....
I mean: Sure, if they leave the drugs, leave the orgies, get the taste of bukkake and attention out of their system, gain a hundred pounds, lose a hundred pounds, turn thirty, find some rich loser geek from Cinncinati who doesn't mind (even likes) her "dark past" and they move to Tucson where he runs a small IT firm and she runs her online regenerative cream business while their two sons go to middle school. They don't really participate in those PTA meetings, and always sit in the back during teacher-parent nights, and mostly shop online (it's cheaper anyway!) and vacation in the Gulf so whatever.
Stuff like that.
