Originally Posted by garce

Put any rugby team against an American NFL team and new laws will be passed, because WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO SCRAPE THE DEAD AUSSIES AND BRITS OFF THE FIELD? Who is gonna clean up all of that blood? The Americans will have to ship in a bunch of Chinese and Indians to scrape up THAT mess.

Even if the Americans are wearing no "armor", foreigners WILL DIE on the field. I think that is a proven fact. There's already laws against pussies facing off against real atheletes. It was sworn into law because not a single chicken shit country (besides Canada - ROFL) has fielded a team against an NFL team. Most of our Canada's football players are American, so we have a grudging, mutual respect arrangement... The Americans won't kill their fellow countrymen, their friends, or young atheltes. Works out nice for our little league.

Outsiders, though... ROFL!!!

Initiate a challenge. Bring your beloved 100% Gay Man Melbourne Homosexual Tongue Suckers to Texas, and stage an exhibition game againt the Longhorns. Not the Cowboys (Why would the Cowboys waste their time? I think they'd rather laugh at your sad atheletes while watching television and drinking beer...). The Longhorns will still kill every member of your pansy rugby team - by accident. They won't mean to do it - people will just die because they weigh about 100lbs less than than the massive men driving them into the dirt.



I don't mean to associate the NFL or the NCAA with the CFL, but even if your top rugby or soccer players came up here to Toronto, they would be fucking killed. Unless they played against our soccer team, I think they're called the TFC? Tiny Fucking Cocksuckers? Correct me if I'm wrong...

The fucking Blue Jays would beat the absolute living shit out of any rugby player that thought they were a real athelete. We might have not much of baseball team anymore, but if you get cocky you're getting 90MPH fastballs aimed at your head.

Sorry, naked rugby players are one step (barely) above soccer players on the toughness scale.

I'd put Roger Federer and Venus Williams WAY above any rugby or soccer player on the toughness scale. NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, ATP (I could go on) are so far beyond your little niche sport its not even funny.

No. Rugby players would die playing against and NFL team, an NBA team, or an NHL team. I am laughing so hard I just wet my pants!!! Seriously. OMFG!

Naked rubgy might be a tough sport where you are from - but don't even try to compare it to North American sports. Fucking Danica Patrick would beat the living shit out of your "toughest" "athelete" (and that's a LOT of quotes...)

P.S. I KNOW you were just teasing, Brad. So am I.