I will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND


I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz

Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer

Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave

Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should

Do a little better be a go getter

Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy



*Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap.