11-24-2011, 08:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Westbahnhof
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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell
I'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes.
I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them.
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot.
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes.
Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male.
Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them.
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron.
Wanna have funż I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on.
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance.
Do a little better be a go getter
Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day
Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint..
Conclusion:
I should not ever drink.
Unless I want to end up owning a G5.
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