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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse
Swinging on a wobbly pole in the front room is probably annoying them while they want to watch tv.
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That was funny. Well done.
Italian girl goes home and announces to her Mum that she's become a prostitute. Mum hits the roof shouting and screaming "You'll never go to heaven", God will punish you, "What will Father Dominic say?".
To this the girl answers, "Father Dominic is a regular customer. He likes me to whip him."
Mother replies. "Oh a prostitute, I thought you said Protestant."