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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob
I've never had one. Might be tough to get now that I am 46.  |
Way overrated, first the battle to get your shit in passed that hymen thing which has to made of carbon fiber or fucking titanium is a goddamn nightmare, then when ya finally kick that door down she's bleeding and in pain and whiney, then to top it off its her first time so she's fucking clueless and lies there totally oblivious to the fact the whole ordeal goes better if she isnt imitating a corpse.
At least thats the way I remember it. broke 2 and one still calls me occasionally ***22*** fucking years later. Miserable experience, I should have just jacked off both times.