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Old 02-08-2012, 01:49 AM  
CurrentlySober
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My Plans for valentines day...

Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...

I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed...

For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences...

Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of GFY and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT !

WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day !

What are YOUR Plans !
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