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greyside · 02-12-2012, 08:12 AM

Me:

Hippie/artist type, was supposed to find a job helping the world with design. Turns out most warm and fuzzy non-profits don't want to pay designers for their work. Fast forward to six months ago. I find this forum, and find some work for the first time in years. The pay is good (when you secure it) and it's always interesting to see what kind of perversions you'll be working on from gig to gig. Decide I want to get into the adult industry as a full-time graphic designer and eventually webmaster.

You:

Shrewd businessperson. Got lots of work, that needs to get done. Today dammit. Looking for someone with a graphic design background on the web and in print. You're organized, you pay on time, and you know how to delegate. Preferably, you're in the New York metro area.

What I can do:

-Graphic Designer: By blood and by training. Went to several top design schools deciding to break out on my own. I have 7 years experience working as a designer both freelance and in-house at an art museum. I've been working with Adobe products since I was 13 years old. If you want well thought out, effective design that doesn't look it came off your kid's deviantart, talk to me.

-Writing: If you've read this far you know I can sling a pretty good side of bullshit. I've written newspaper articles, SEO content, and internal corporate communications. I'm pretty sure I can describe your 30 anal creampie vids with aplomb. I would also love to work as a journalist or sex toy reviewer for any adult newsletters or periodicals. Just sayin'.

-Photography and Scripting: These are things I've started relatively recently in my career. I know HTML and CSS and want to take some classes on PHP and other scripting environments. I've also done some product shots for boring corporations. Would like to take pictures of ladyparts at some point.

If you're interested, hit me up on ICQ @645678699. We can discuss business on there and I can show you my lovely portfolio.

Postscript: Obviously, I'm a bit of a pervert. When I become obscenely rich off of adult paysite work I'd like to go into early retirement as a hobbyist. In the meantime, I wouldn't mind some introductions to providers, preferably ones that are current or former (vintage!?) adult performers. If you have any contacts into that world, some of my rates may become magically cheaper. (Yeah, I went there. At least you know I won't be boring.)

02-12-2012, 08:12 AM
greyside Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 4	Fresh Meat. Me: Hippie/artist type, was supposed to find a job helping the world with design. Turns out most warm and fuzzy non-profits don't want to pay designers for their work. Fast forward to six months ago. I find this forum, and find some work for the first time in years. The pay is good (when you secure it) and it's always interesting to see what kind of perversions you'll be working on from gig to gig. Decide I want to get into the adult industry as a full-time graphic designer and eventually webmaster. You: Shrewd businessperson. Got lots of work, that needs to get done. Today dammit. Looking for someone with a graphic design background on the web and in print. You're organized, you pay on time, and you know how to delegate. Preferably, you're in the New York metro area. What I can do: -Graphic Designer: By blood and by training. Went to several top design schools deciding to break out on my own. I have 7 years experience working as a designer both freelance and in-house at an art museum. I've been working with Adobe products since I was 13 years old. If you want well thought out, effective design that doesn't look it came off your kid's deviantart, talk to me. -Writing: If you've read this far you know I can sling a pretty good side of bullshit. I've written newspaper articles, SEO content, and internal corporate communications. I'm pretty sure I can describe your 30 anal creampie vids with aplomb. I would also love to work as a journalist or sex toy reviewer for any adult newsletters or periodicals. Just sayin'. -Photography and Scripting: These are things I've started relatively recently in my career. I know HTML and CSS and want to take some classes on PHP and other scripting environments. I've also done some product shots for boring corporations. Would like to take pictures of ladyparts at some point. If you're interested, hit me up on ICQ @645678699. We can discuss business on there and I can show you my lovely portfolio. Postscript: Obviously, I'm a bit of a pervert. When I become obscenely rich off of adult paysite work I'd like to go into early retirement as a hobbyist. In the meantime, I wouldn't mind some introductions to providers, preferably ones that are current or former (vintage!?) adult performers. If you have any contacts into that world, some of my rates may become magically cheaper. (Yeah, I went there. At least you know I won't be boring.) Last edited by greyside; 02-12-2012 at 08:14 AM..