Probably take her somewhere for a nice dinner like Red Lobster or Denny's for some eggs over my hammy. Buy her an orchid, she likes orchids. Got her an Elsa Peretti ring from Tiffany's that's pretty nice. Got her a couple pieces of this vintage bakelite jewelry that she likes. I don't really dig the cheesy chocolate and roses bullshit.
Last year my girl's asshole dog bit the shit out of me on Valentine's day and we wound up spending the night in the emergency room so i could get tetanus shots. Pretty romantic.
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