Just a conversation taken out of context that made me laugh... Dont even try to be offended!
Me: So the Mormons stopped by this morning to preach the word.
Friend: Mormonism is currently the fastest growing religion in the world.
Me: really? why?
Friend: Money. They have it.
Me: Oh so Judaism is out now?
Friend: People love pork...
Me: I do love me some bacon!!
