I'm pretty sure Steve Lightspeed spends most of his time plotting how he can seek revenge on those freeloaders who run
1. IRC networks. (which existed before the web mind you),
2. Search Engines (hey Yandex tried to index a link from another site and the http error code was 401) - evil stuff right there.
3. Surfers. They didn't realise that this particular password link wasn't a promo password link like so many others.
4. John Doe. Because everyone hates John Doe.
Sheesh, someone should set up a zillion Chinese served doorway pages into his sites just for the shits and giggles of watching him have a nervous meltdown
Footnote: It's ok Steve, we understand that when you're washed up the only thing left is to sue the world