Originally Posted by Sunny Day

I have a friend, who I helped file uncontested divorce papers today. Last time he saw his wife was 28 years ago. Wow, 28 years of no nagging.

He only filed, as I helped him buy a couple of houses last year and he wants to make sure she doesn't suddenly reappear.

28 years of no nagging. Damn I wish I had been so lucky.

Next time around.
A maid to clean the house.
A cook for food
A hooker for sex