Originally Posted by Shotsie

You shut the fuck up and you have some god damned motherfucking respect for Bruce. This man is a damned legend. No, fuck that - he is a LEGEND. He is musical royalty and you better bow down to the awesomeness that is the fucking Boss. He is a real man. He is the kind of man who would fuck you up in the street old-school style with his fists, and then he would fuck your woman after dinner and leave her before breakfast riding away on the back of some badass antique motorcycle, and THEN he would write a beautiful song about it which would sell 250 million copies. And do you know what your girlfriend would do then? She would spend the rest of her fucking life reliving that beautiful act of love over and over in her mind and crying herself to sleep while touching herself wishing that you were a real man like Bruce. He was born down in a dead man's town. First kick he took was when he hit the ground. He doesn't visit your third-world banana growing shithole because he was BORN IN THE U.S.A, okay? Not Guatemala. He was drinking hard and smoking and fucking before you were even a gleam in your father's eye. So you shut your fucking pie hole you smacked ass, or Bruce will come and shut it for you.