Originally Posted by DWB

I concur.

Never once has a stranger just let me continue to grope her breasts. In fact, everyone one of them has freaked out. A few even called the police.

But in Russia... it's a different story. Which is why I'm relocating there next month to study under this grope master:



And in Japan, you can apparently strip schoolgirls naked on the subway and molest their boobies, and they like it! No one bothers you while you do it and it's legal as long as you video tape it for the interwebs. Just don't forget to censor your pee-pee if you pull it out.

In conclusion, if you're not living in Russia or Japan and you enjoy groping tits, you're cheating yourself.

The last thing my old man said to me when as was dying was, "Son, life is short, grope tits."