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Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
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