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Shotsie · 08-18-2012, 07:59 AM

Mine was Cyndi Lauper. I remember as a young boy seeing her on the television set in that one scene of "The Goonies" and I felt a warming in my loins. Something was happening. Some stange visceral feelings that I could not quite understand at the time. Now I know what it was: that innocent, cherubic face. Her perfect alabaster skin, like a porcelain China doll. And that old-fashioned, low-class Queens accent to top it off - God, I would fuck the shit outta Cyndi Lauper circa 1985. She got a raw deal, too, always getting overshadowed by that fucking whore Madonna.

As a matter of fact, I just rubbed one out to this video (I encourage you to do the same), and the thick ropes of cum I shot hit the T shirt I use as a jitrag hard enough to make a sound, like rain on a tent roof.

08-18-2012, 07:59 AM
Shotsie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: 12th & Tree Posts: 1,208	Who was your first boner inducing celebrity? Mine was Cyndi Lauper. I remember as a young boy seeing her on the television set in that one scene of "The Goonies" and I felt a warming in my loins. Something was happening. Some stange visceral feelings that I could not quite understand at the time. Now I know what it was: that innocent, cherubic face. Her perfect alabaster skin, like a porcelain China doll. And that old-fashioned, low-class Queens accent to top it off - God, I would fuck the shit outta Cyndi Lauper circa 1985. She got a raw deal, too, always getting overshadowed by that fucking whore Madonna. As a matter of fact, I just rubbed one out to this video (I encourage you to do the same), and the thick ropes of cum I shot hit the T shirt I use as a jitrag hard enough to make a sound, like rain on a tent roof.