A cigarette in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.
For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...
Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?
What am I doing wrong?
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