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Originally Posted by **********
I was commenting on his embarrassing appearance in that shitty video. He owes his comeback to people like Quentin Tarantino.
And lets be honest, Machete was a piece of shit. It was fun as a 60 second trailer in Grindhouse but as a feature film it sucked. It's like a funny SNL skit turned into a movie. BAD IDEA. It seems that movie goers agree - it grossed only $26.5M. How bad was it? Not even Lindsay Lohan's tits, or a CGI-Nude Jessica Alba could save it. Don't get me wrong. It was a FUN idea, just a bad movie. It was directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. I really want to like Robert Rodriguez but his only good movies were Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, Sin City, and the Spy Kids movies.
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And I was trolling - thanks for playing.
The main think I didn't like was all of the cutlery product placement, I found to very distracting from the main plot.
Jessica Alba CGI-nude?!?
Now I have to watch it.
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