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Donny · 01-02-2013, 10:59 AM

Starting 2.5 years ago, I became a gun owner. I have purchased thousands of rounds of ammo, increased my gun collection, and even carry concealed. But I still haven't killed anyone. Something must be wrong! All these anti-gun types keep insisting that guns have no purpose other than murder, so I MUST be doing something wrong! There are even people I greatly dislike who are still breathing air. Maybe I just purchased the wrong guns? Mine aren't taking anyone out for me. Should I return them for a refund or exchange them for other guns who take their murderous job more seriously?

01-02-2013, 10:59 AM
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I've killed zero people in the last 2.5 years. Something must be wrong! Starting 2.5 years ago, I became a gun owner. I have purchased thousands of rounds of ammo, increased my gun collection, and even carry concealed. But I still haven't killed anyone. Something must be wrong! All these anti-gun types keep insisting that guns have no purpose other than murder, so I MUST be doing something wrong! There are even people I greatly dislike who are still breathing air. Maybe I just purchased the wrong guns? Mine aren't taking anyone out for me. Should I return them for a refund or exchange them for other guns who take their murderous job more seriously?