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Old 06-15-2013, 07:31 PM  
Major (Tom)
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Originally Posted by DWB View Post
I get zero pleasure out of only looking at one. I'm a tits guy.
Yea me too. Pussys look look like gargoyles. Not to mention I can't fuck a girl unless her pussy is maximum 30 minutes out of the shower. Ever since turning 40 the only stinky things I like to smell are my own farts
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