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Real laws in Oklahoma:
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed
Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
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