Well hello there.
All alone at that big nsa or cia office? Working overtime again?
No date and no social life because you have to check everything on facebook and all other internet media?
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Oh and if your bosses catch you surfing there or they notice a weird charge on the company creditcard just tell them that you were "checking" for supicious behaviour!
