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Originally Posted by CherryFuzz
Pack a U-haul truck, get your ass over there, get laid one last time and drive back like a proud man-beast, chest foreward and fistpumping while blasting "Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball" on the radio.
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this is a good start to an idea.
after understanding better the dysfuntional nature of this relationship, op should fly there, claim the bag that had her shit in it got lost and while the airlines is looking for it fuck her accidently in the ass and when finishing up wipe the mess off on her teddy bear while telling her there was no fucking bag with her shit in it. - adios.
