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Originally Posted by blackmonsters
Sorry, but your analysis does not consider the tensile strength of a popcorn kernel hull which can easily lacerate the cornea.
Nobody ever cut their eye open with a fucking skittle.
Furthermore, this theater employed a modern air conditioning unit that removes humidity from the air;
therefore there is no possibility that the Florida humidity and heat would have made the kernel hulls wilt before they were thrown.

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what about the butter? butter would make the popcorn soft but also could make it worse by adding weight and slime.