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Old 01-14-2014, 07:15 PM  
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Originally Posted by blackmonsters View Post
Sorry, but your analysis does not consider the tensile strength of a popcorn kernel hull which can easily lacerate the cornea.

Nobody ever cut their eye open with a fucking skittle.

Furthermore, this theater employed a modern air conditioning unit that removes humidity from the air;
therefore there is no possibility that the Florida humidity and heat would have made the kernel hulls wilt before they were thrown.

what about the butter? butter would make the popcorn soft but also could make it worse by adding weight and slime.
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