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Excellence · 07-11-2003, 10:35 PM

Uh Oh, Looks Like its the online pharmacy showdown!

1. We have over 95 employees. This makes us one of the largest online pharmacies on the planet.
2. We have the widest selection of prescribed medications on the planet.
3. We have the highest payouts of any online pharmacy on the planet.
4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free.
5. We give good affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website."
6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit!
7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours!
8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week!
9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you.
10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of.
11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve.
12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve.
13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is (Retail-Drug Cost)/2. That is the reason why our affiliates make often times 100 percent more for the same exact traffic! (The fact that we carry way more products than our competitors is also factored into the profit increase analysis. I would estimate an increase of only 30-40 percent based on the higher payouts alone.)
14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies.
15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here.
17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back.
18. We used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are:
Me:
MyRxBizcom on aol.
215286749 is the UIN on ICQ

Creative Director:
AIM: rxcreative
MSN: [email protected] (not a monitored email, only for messenger correspondence)
Yahoo!: rxcreative
ICQ: 192535002

For Technical Questions:
Angelo
AIM: rxtekhead
ICQ: 284364796

This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free:
1-888-232-8107
Operator: x0
Accounts payable: 227,228,341
Tech: 206, 203
New partners: 210
I am 219

We are currently and will always be the best online pharmacy on the planet. We are working on some great new software. It is a ticket system that will log all incoming requests for new sites, new pay data, you name it. We will then be able to track average response time, and it is MUCH more efficient than email for delegating workload. Not to mention I can view exactly what kinds of correspondence my team is having with our very valuable partners.

As far as payments are concerned, the pay period cut off is every Wednesday, and wires are issued 7-10 after.

Guess thats why they don't care if people know the real cost of the drugs.

07-11-2003, 10:35 PM
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	Uh Oh, Looks Like its the online pharmacy showdown! 1. We have over 95 employees. This makes us one of the largest online pharmacies on the planet. 2. We have the widest selection of prescribed medications on the planet. 3. We have the highest payouts of any online pharmacy on the planet. 4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free. 5. We give good affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website." 6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit! 7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours! 8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week! 9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you. 10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of. 11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve. 12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve. 13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is (Retail-Drug Cost)/2. That is the reason why our affiliates make often times 100 percent more for the same exact traffic! (The fact that we carry way more products than our competitors is also factored into the profit increase analysis. I would estimate an increase of only 30-40 percent based on the higher payouts alone.) 14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies. 15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here. 17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back. 18. We used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are: Me: MyRxBizcom on aol. 215286749 is the UIN on ICQ Creative Director: AIM: rxcreative MSN: [email protected] (not a monitored email, only for messenger correspondence) Yahoo!: rxcreative ICQ: 192535002 For Technical Questions: Angelo AIM: rxtekhead ICQ: 284364796 This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free: 1-888-232-8107 Operator: x0 Accounts payable: 227,228,341 Tech: 206, 203 New partners: 210 I am 219 We are currently and will always be the best online pharmacy on the planet. We are working on some great new software. It is a ticket system that will log all incoming requests for new sites, new pay data, you name it. We will then be able to track average response time, and it is MUCH more efficient than email for delegating workload. Not to mention I can view exactly what kinds of correspondence my team is having with our very valuable partners. As far as payments are concerned, the pay period cut off is every Wednesday, and wires are issued 7-10 after. Guess thats why they don't care if people know the real cost of the drugs.