Have you ever thought of installing a Go Pro cam under the lid of your toilet so that you can replay for your own amusement (or post online) each dump you take?
Consider the vast variety of consistencies, shapes, colors, and with sound...my god endless!
Farts of all sorts...wet, dry, high pitched, farts combined with the sound of turds slashing in the bowl...
Even consider putting up a members pay site and making money with your shit...think outside the bowl!
You are missing a golden brown opportunity here!
