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Broke my final screen tonight . Fuck Apple.

I wrote Iphone a breakup letter.....

Dear Iphone,
It's breaks my heart to have to write this letter my love. I simply cannot continue our relationship. I know you will go through a shock with this sudden breakup but trust me it is for the best for both of us.
When I first met you it was amazing, we had passion we had alot of laughs. You could do things for me that no other phone could do. You could show me where to go in life, where to eat, remember all my appointments and friends birthdays. It didnt stop there, you gave me facetime and apps. Our journey was a long one filled with many ups and downs, shattered screens and lost connections..
The time has come darling. The passion is gone. Your screen has broken 1 to many times. You have left me starnded wiht no power too many times. I am tired of carrying 3 battery back up sytems with me everywhere I go and plugging them into the wall essentially becoming one with the wall. I cant live like that anymmore.
You will survive, I am sure of it. You will find some wide eyed boy to fall in love with you all over again. But for me Iphone, you are dead. You cant even lure me this time with some new fancy hair do or operating system. I am afraid OS( will not ever touch my lips.
You will survive, you are strong. I have found a new love.... Sony.
I wish you all the best. Stay strong and I hope someday you will fix you battery issue as it will kill you in the end..


I am leaning towards SONY .. thoughts.

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