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Rik Lear · 12-31-2014, 02:33 AM

New Year's Resolutions:

1 - I will try to cuddle more
2 - I will try to drink more, but only when anyone is around & me
3 - I will finally know the difference between blonde & blond
4 - I will buy everyone here a martini someday always & *ever*
5 - I will try to stand up when I pee
6 - I will finally uncover the secret to the 666
7 - I will continue to not practice foreplay ever & always

And most of all, I will continue to pray, search, seek & find the absolute perfect office chair.

12-31-2014, 02:33 AM
Rik Lear Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Jacuzzi Posts: 112	NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS - I Really Need To Cuddle New Year's Resolutions: 1 - I will try to cuddle more 2 - I will try to drink more, but only when anyone is around & me 3 - I will finally know the difference between blonde & blond 4 - I will buy everyone here a martini someday always & ever 5 - I will try to stand up when I pee 6 - I will finally uncover the secret to the 666 7 - I will continue to not practice foreplay ever & always And most of all, I will continue to pray, search, seek & find the absolute perfect office chair. __________________ 52 185 317 I listen to Korn and Enya on random repeat.