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Old 01-02-2015, 05:55 AM  
JimAssman
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This is how you get over any girl...

The ONLY way to get over any girl, is to get another one...


This is how you mary the girl of your dreams:

1 - You will never get a girl by romancing her the old fashion way. Never use the word LOVE before she does.
2 - Make her feel she is not the only one. You have to have OPTIONS. When you do, she will have to fight for you. Dating her girlfriends is a good place to start.
3 - Play hard to get. IGNORING her now and then, makes her feel you have things on your mind other than her.
4 - Use FEAR when dating. Women get extremely aroused by fear. Pick her up on a motorcycle and take her sky diving. This is a guarantee for sex.
5 - Don?t wait too long to have SEX with her, and when you do, make sure she comes more than once. To put it roughly...fuck her well...this is what all women want.

If you have completed the first five steps correctly, you will end up married with a healty sexlive. However after 7 years, you will suffer from the 7 year itch. One of you, or maybe both, will get bored from the relationship, and this is when adultery comes into play. This is when you will have to make the decision whether this is the one for you or not. If she is, and you will want to spend the rest of your live with her, you will have to make extreme changes in your sex live.

This is how you stay happily married with the girl of your dreams.

6 - Find out if she has bisexual tendencies. Often women fantasies how it would be with other women. Than let her mess around with a girl of her choice...but whatever you do: STAY AWAY. Don?t let her see you would like to participate. If you do, you will ruin everything. Look, but don?t touch.
7 - After a few times, she will start feeling secure, and before you know it, you will have your first TREESOME. Once you have broken this barrier, don?t be surprised if you find yourself having sex with five girls at the same time, including your girlfriend.
8 - Remember, everything gets boring after a while, and after a few chicks, she will start wondering how it would be with other men. If you have come so far, you will realise that you and your girlfriend, or wife, are one, and always share the same thoughts. Believe it or not, but deep down inside, you will ask yourself how it would feel like, to see your wife having sex with a stranger. This is when it really gets interesting.
9 - If you are a clubber, find an exclusive club where high class couples hang around, and make yourself available. You will be surprised how many rich couples are looking for an adventure. What ever you do DON?T GO TO CHEAP SWINGERS BARS. That?s right...you are now a swinger.
10 - Rule number one for swingers: NO EMOTIONAL SPEECHES, OR LONG CONVERSATIONS. Remember, you are together for sex. Talking to each other too much will create an emotional bond which is a big NO NO when swinging.

If you successfully have completed these last five steps, you will experience the best sex with your partner when you are together, and before you know it, your bond will be unbreakable and you will probably stay together for the rest of your live.

However there is one golden rule, that can make or break your life at this point.
ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEX. NEVER TAKE ANY CHANCES. PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE CAN REALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Happy new year, and good luck?.
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