She's so hot that I've just booked a trip to Bogota, simply to stand in the same country as her highness Paulina Vega. Thankfully the crime level has fallen to a 27 year low:
Bogota Homicides Reach 27-Year Low after Gun Ban
All the same, just shopping for some suitable attire:
Bullet Proof Vest | Kevlar Vest - SafeGuard CLOTHING?
Also plan to stop off at Medellin and do the Escobar tour as part of my itinerary....