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You want me to be honest? Sure.
I have never fucked a hooker in my entire life. Ever. The thought has never crossed my mind.
When I was younger, I was a player and had chicks waiting in line - I would be dating one chick, banging another, with another chick waiting in the wings to date me. Not that I was good looking or charming or even smart or anything like that; I was just "unusually ambitious" when it came to my dating and sex life.
In fact, when I met my wife Donna.... I had a full time girlfriend and I was getting ready to move from the old girlfriend to the next one - Donna - when she figured it out all out and confronted us at the worst possible time (when a friend was in the ER, in walks the new girlfriend....). In fact, to this very day we call it the "spaghetti incident". Good times.
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