Originally Posted by MetaMan

Look here captain lard ass. Take it from a pro fucking athlete like myself. I eat protein shakes miilnimum 6 times per day

In the gym? Protein
Takin a shit? Protein
Banging my dime gf? Protein
Me banging your hoe? Protein

I eat sleep fuck protein. Im a fucking bear in the gym.

Ill take you to the squat rack and squat so much fucking weight it will make your head spin. Im silly.

Ill eat 3 chickens after a workout and down a litre of coffee before hitting the gym an hour later. Im on fucking edge 24 hours a day.

I guarantee you your workout is for pussies. You probably follow your workout with a snickers.

Im ripped chump. Fucking nutty.