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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Oh fuck yes! I used to check stats many times a day and FREAK OUT when one day was worse than another etc.
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Rubbish, you don't even know the meaning of FREAK OUT.
Freak out is when you check your stats and you are DAMN CERTAIN the affiliate program owner is cheating your ass and the best solution would be to smuggle a taipan into the pants of the affiliate program owner.
When you're concerned that the snake ISNT venomous enough to put him out of his misery FAST ENOUGH to easy the pain of stats which are substandard!!!
When the taipan itself deserves to be DECAPITATED because the stats were so bad and he failed to do his job.
WHEN YOU YOURSELF FEEL YOU SHOULD PERISH because you were not up to the job of employing the right taipan!!!