Find another line of work. Seriously.
Skype does not require a camera or video chat. It is FREE software that lets you communicate via text messages just like ICQ but it also can allow voice calls like a telephone and most importantly it lets you share your screen so someone can show you what they are looking at online while you discuss it. Anyone in 2015 who doesn't have Skype and wont download Skype is causing 'meetings' to take 10x the necessary amount of time... and that wasted time is costing you money because the world will charge you more for making them use antiquated technology to communicate. If you are relying on ICQ you may as well switch back to using a fucking fax machine.
I am posting this so I can link to it and show it to people on ICQ rather than writing it out each time.
/rant
