Originally Posted by epitome

Jesus Christ.

Submarines are where they send the pussies. Or the fags like me. The Navy is for the pussies. The submarines are for the biggest pussies. That is literally the last place something bad is likely to happen. Stop flattering yourself.

As far as a quick Google search tells me, the last time the US lost a submarine was in 1958. Oh, wait, they lost one to an arsonist in 2012. LOL

Before you were even fucking alive.

Save your hero stories for the dumb women skanky enough to open their legs to a fat disgusting pig like yourself.