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Make love to a beautiful woman...
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Cant - I'm so fat I'd crush her, and if she got on top my belly and thighs prevent her reaching my penis
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Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake...
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Boat would sink...
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Have a beer with your buds...
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I'm a Recovering Alcoholic who cant drink (but still does) but that aside... As if I have any 'buds'...
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Visit a local park and enjoy the view...
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Police have barred me from ALL local parks and public areas, after the last incident...
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Parachute out of an airplane....
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I'm too heavy... Not only do they not make parachutes in my size, They wont take me up in a plane as I cannot be insured...
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Hug your kids...
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Cant afford kids...
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do whatever else makes you happy..
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Liking Poo makes me happy
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Love Poo...
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