If you could make a porn movie starring any GFYers, how would you write the script?
I'd start it this way...
(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)
Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)
MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.
(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...
*knock on the door*
MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)
Voice from behind door
BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...
(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.
MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*
BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!
*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*
The End
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