Originally Posted by Harmon

I'd start it this way...

(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)

Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)

MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.

(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...

*knock on the door*

MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)

Voice from behind door

BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...

(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.

MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*

BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!

*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*

The End