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Originally Posted by NYRangers
My only consolations are:
1. This better be the last time I see St Louis in a Rangers jersey.
2. Glen Sather is about to die.
3. Ryan Callahan and Anton Strahlman (who was dumped for that useless piece of shit Boyle) win a cup. Crawford will be useless if the Hawks move on.
4. Glen Sather is about to die.
5. Dan Boyle is going to die a few days after Sather because he is 3 days younger.
6. Rick Nash goes back to Brampton and is beaten by the new residents of Bramladesh for bringing shame to hockey and being softer than a marshmallow for the 3rd straight year.
7. The 6 strands of hair I have left won't fall out until next playoffs.
8. I live in Toronto where I can go back outside and be surrounded by a bunch of people who are disappointed year round about their sports teams.
9. Glen Sather is about to die if he hasn't by the time you are reading this.
10. I don't have to worry about not having a first round pick until 2020 because thanks to Edmonton I see they are useless.
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This is so damn funny that I almost felt guilty about the hiring of that Puerta Rican Santeria priestess to lay the hex of the lackadaisical soft little lamb on Nash.
St Louis, still love the guy because he gives all short old guys like myself the hope and courage to face yet another day of young guys getting younger and faster than the rest of us.
Boyle, I would agree but thought he looked pretty strong last night, but of course all great old knights like one last battle to perish honorably in.
King Henrik has been deposed. Welcome to America. Register to vote and enjoy life liberty and the pursuit of getting your golf game better. At least now you have more time to find the right outfit to wear that goes with that new tie.
Goodbye and fare thee well Rangers. May the tears in your fans beers not be too salty to ruin the bitter brew of defeat.