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					Originally Posted by  MetaMan
					 
				 
				When converting to ISLAM do you cover your wife in a burka before or after you take away her driving privileges? 
 
I don't want to mix this up. 
			
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 It goes in this order:
- take away her driving privileges
- beat the shit out of her
- force sex on her
- beat the shit out of her some more
- cover her in a burka to cover up all of the bruises
- parade her down the street ten paces behind you to let everyone see what a nice muslim lady she is
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