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A Coast Guard cutter is patrolling off the coast of San Diego. They see a boat with four Mexicans, one standing on the bow holding a Mexican flag up high. The cutter stops the boat and asks the Mexicans what they're doing.
The Mexican in front yells, "We're attacking the U.S., Vato!"
The Coast Guards on the cutter all start laughing hysterically. Finally the captain leans over and yells, "Just the four of you are going to attack the U.S.?!?!?"
And the Mexican replies, "No! The rest are already there!"
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