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December 18,2015
Idi Amin Dada Returns from the Dead to Support Candidate Trump
(FFN) Idi Amin Dada, His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular; also known as: the 'Butcher of Uganda', has returned from the grave adding his endorsement to Donald Trump's candidacy.
"Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for what I am thinking." Idi Amin Dada
Mr Amin said "I strongly believe in, and practised under my tenure, a policy of taking out the enemies of my Ugandan nation -- that includes taking out the families of my enemies. I made Uganda a great place and a respected place. You can rest assured that Donald Trump will do the same for the United States of America. And I am a proud Muslim too ... butchery knows no religion ..."
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Wind them up -- this is getting absurd already
