"8 years ago, I pulled off an incredible feat that few have gotten away with in this day and age. I murdered my wife. Don't believe me? Sounds unlikely? You think i'm too dumb to outwit the police? Haha!

Thats the point.

When I knew my wife was finally getting sick of my shit, I had to start thinking defensively about my relationship. Having worked hard in life and being the proud owner of a Soviet Lada car and a beautiful one room apartment overlooking a bustling industrial park and having a watch, I knew that if I didn't act to protect the assets which represent everything i am capable of and have done in life, I'd be left with nothing.

After some thinking, I realized that being dumb is not a problem when you surround yourself with dumb people. Thats when I realized I could hide in plain site in the Adult Industry as I carried out my plan.

What I managed to get away with still blows me away to think about it.

Generally speaking, it went like this..

Step 1) Convince my wife she's completely hot

Step 2) Convince my wife the world wants to see her

Step 3) Convince my wife that i can actually take a picture

Step 4) Shoot as much content as humanly possible. Enough for updates for years.

Step 5) Throw up a shitty site

Step 6) Actively promote said shitty site to the cesspool of idiots which are in this business to legitimize it all.

Step 7) Set up all the relevant social media accounts and actively promote them

Step 8) Let her post and promote her site and establish a presence in the industry.

Step 9) Take control of all her social media and forum accounts for "business reasons" as a "loving partner" or whatever you come up with.

Step 10) Chloroform her, cut her body up in the bath tub and take the pieces out of the city and throw them into swamps, rivers, lakes and wherever they are unlikely to be found. Don't be afraid to get creative with this step. Play with it. Have fun with it.

Step 11) Continue posting on forums and social media, facebook etc as the deceased wife to allay suspicious. Add friends periodically. Always send birthday wishes etc. Make it real. User her voice.

Step 12) Keep updating content as "something we just shot this weekend. Post it on the forum as something just shot. Get creative and distract people by saying how hot she looks, how she's more beautiful than ever,... anything to maintain the narrative that its new and just happened and she's alive and well.

And thats it.

You can keep this shit up for years.

Seriously.

Years."