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Originally Posted by klinton
I was talking about "walk-into-any-clinic-no-unsurance-at-all-pay100%" prices
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A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Polack joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Polish." Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Polish." The bartender finished, "Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Polish, too." The customer replied, "I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times."
So in Poland you sit there at home on Saturday night, watch you local Polack soccer team suck donkey balls again, then all of a sudden you go "Shit, this is boring. How about we all go to Polack hospital and do brain MRI. Just for fucking fuck of it, we are going to walk in and demand MRI". Is this how it works? Because here you actually go to doctor first and he tells you need to do MRI. Or, you have a car incident, ambulance takes you in and then they do MRI on you. And yes, it will be free. What the hell is wrong with you?