Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!